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50th Birthday Jokes - Sayings, Quotes and Pranks Looking for a funny Joke for Turning 50? Turning 50 is a huge milestone! We'll be bring you dozens of jokes, quotes and sayings for turning 50 plus 50th birthday pranks, quotes, sayings and ideas. We'll also dig up great gag gifts, cakes and decorations. If you need anything for that special 50th birthday we'll have it here. Here's a great funny cartoon joke for turning 50...  Question: When do you know when you've turned 50? Answer: When you and your teeth no longer sleep together. "You know you're fifty when your back goes out more than you do." At 50 you no longer have hot flashes, you have power surges! Don't wake up grumpy on your 50th birthday -- let her/him sleep in. "Fifty year olds are only good for two things, naps and farts!" - Dane Peddigrew Your fifties is the stage in your life when you become mature, reliable and dependable. In other words, boring, predictable and conventional. The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say. At 50 you become an official member of the "Piss & Moan" club. Please check back and we should be up and running soon. |
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